i morgen
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Q: It's not perfected yet.
Du skal nok regne med at det kommer tilbage når 1. april er ovre?
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Saunders: Saunders. Head of Section "V" Vienna. You're *bloody* late. This is a mission, not a fancy dress ball.
James Bond: We have time.
Er det only første april det her køre eller hvad?
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Solitaire: James, what are you doing?
James Bond: Just testing an old adage: "Unlucky at cards..."
Det er et så dumt spørgsmål, at jeg bliver i tvivl om hvorvidt det er en aprilsnar.
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Colonel Smithers: Have a little more of this rather disappointing brandy.
M: What's the matter with it?
James Bond: I'd say it was a 30-year-old fine, indifferently blended, sir... with an overdose of bon-bois.
M: Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007.
Jeg kan li det
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Miss Moneypenny: James! Where have you been? I've been searching all over London for you.
"Randomswag" - Se dét er en aprilsnar.
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Xenia Onatopp: Nice to meet you, Mr. Bond.
James Bond: The pleasure, I'm sure, was all mine.
#3
Ja, det er faste løjer på siden.
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Hugo Drax: Frederick Gray! What a surprise. And in distinguished company, all wearing gas masks. You must excuse me, gentlemen, not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow!
Keep 007!
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Ernst Stavro Blofeld: SPECTRE is a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members.
#3
slet ikke nogen der har taget røven på dig i dag, eller har du bare ikke opdaget det endnu? :D
Jeg kan nu personligt godt selv lide min nye titel som "James Bond" :)
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Alec Trevelyan: Lovely girl. Tastes like... like strawberries.
James Bond: I wouldn't know.
Alec Trevelyan: I would
Aprilsnar.
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Q: She must take a lot of vitamins!
James Bond: Yes, and perhaps Pegasus does too.
#10 Godt forsøgt ;)
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Elliot Carver: Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?
Jones: Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years.
Elliot Carver: Outstanding.
Fik sq da bildt mor ind at kæresten var gravid igen.. Men de 2 forgående har det så også været rigtigt nok her i påsken. haha xD
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Q: Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.
#12 hahaha troll
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Plenty O'Toole: You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts.
#10 Næsten sørgeligt at du prøver at redde den på den måde xD
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General Georgi Koskov: The sniper was a woman.
James Bond: I noticed.
General Georgi Koskov: Some of the best KGB shots are women.
James Bond: Um-hum.
General Georgi Koskov: Did you...
James Bond: I'd rather not talk about it.
General Georgi Koskov: Oh, no. Of course not.
Randomfatswag!
Men fred være med det.
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Octopussy: A paid assassin.
James Bond: When I kill it is on the specific orders of my Government.
Håber ikke det gamle kommer tilbage, dette her er meget federe..
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James Bond: What are you, CIA?
Jinx: NSA. Hello, we're on the same side.
James Bond: Doesn't mean we're after the same thing.
Jinx: Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and our little friend with the expensive acne.
Det sorte/gule layout ER faktisk federe. Træls, når man tænker på at det sikkert er hurtigt banket sammen. Der har jo været ramaskrig over at der blev skiftet fra det røde/grå til blå/hvid. Og vistnok også afstemninger.
BOND TEMA FTW! Lav en knap så man kan skifte mellem dem :D
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Miss Taro: What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?
James Bond: You should say yes.
Miss Taro: I should say maybe.
Dejligt med nogle løjer, en skam de kun driller os en gang om året :D
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M: Gentlemen, this may only be an exercise so far as the Ministry of Defence is concerned. But for me, it is a matter of pride that the 00 section has been chosen for this test. Your objective is to penetrate the radar installations of Gibralter. Now, the SAS has been placed on full alert to intercept you, but I know you won't let me down. Good luck, men.
kan godt lide de nye farver. :)
EDIT: sagde James Bond
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James Bond: Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.
Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.