den er jo old..
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Just my 50 cent
#1 :( jeg ser den først nu.
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"Gaaaab" .... skolepraktik :(
SL-75FRV, XP2100+ @ XP2200+, 1024Mb DDR333, GF4 TI4200 128Mb, 40Gb Maxtor
OMG LOL!! Kanonresultat. Auto-fellatio!!? Jeg dør så af at sutte den af på mig selv?!?
October 23, 2050
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Loneliness (5%)
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P4 @ 3.1 Ghz, 512MB DDR2700 CAS 222-5 @ 400mhz, Asus P4PE, Alpha 8942+19db Papst, Radeon9700 @ 360/650, 21" Philips. Propagandaminister i FFHAU.
December 8, 2076
at the age of 88 years old.
Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
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II EPoX 8RDA II XP 1700+@3000+ (1466@2300MHz) II Kingston HyperX PC 3000 512 MB II Tornado GeForce4 Ti 4600 II = 0WNAGE!! target=_blank>0WNAGE!!
June 6, 2048
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Drowning (10%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on June 6, 2048, as you slip silently into the night.
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Den statistiske sandsynlighed for at en bardehval, som krydser rundt i sydhavet hele sit liv, sluger en vejrballon er 7%!
Stifter af FFHAB
Foreningen For Hatte-Abernes Befrielse
August 15, 2056
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (46%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
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Visit www.SLAN.dk[...] Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 14, 2003
at the age of 21 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
er det skidt?
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Just my 50 cent
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 9, 2059
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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Ronson
Det kan godt være jeg er dum, men jeg er fandme grim!
http://www.yier.dk[...] / http://www.cocksucker.dk[...] #7 - umiddelbart ja...det er skidt at du dør imorgen...
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P4 @ 3.1 Ghz, 512MB DDR2700 CAS 222-5 @ 400mhz, Asus P4PE, Alpha 8942+19db Papst, Radeon9700 @ 360/650, 21" Philips. Propagandaminister i FFHAU.
#7 LOL nej det er fiiint
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"Gaaaab" .... skolepraktik :(
SL-75FRV, XP2100+ @ XP2200+, 1024Mb DDR333, GF4 TI4200 128Mb, 40Gb Maxtor
Ja så kan jeg offentliggøre at HOL lukker den 21 maj 2062 når jeg er 88 år gammel (jeg valgte at tage den sidste dag med min famillie ;-)
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hilsen
Thomas
Chefredaktør på HardwareOnline.dk
May 3, 2063
at the age of 76 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (20%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Det er nok alien abduction........
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Athlon 1.2GHz, Ati Radeon 9500@9700, 256MB RAM, 40GB HD
http://service.futuremark.com[...]
http://service.futuremark.com[...]
Hmmm, der danner sig et underligt billede inde i mit hovede... bliver alle nørder over 70 år gammel? Altså bortset fra #7....
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Visit www.SLAN.dk[...] #13 he he ;o)
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Den statistiske sandsynlighed for at en bardehval, som krydser rundt i sydhavet hele sit liv, sluger en vejrballon er 7%!
Stifter af FFHAB
Foreningen For Hatte-Abernes Befrielse
#13 - så bliver du altså BOTH ? ( *to* Hell...)
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P4 @ 3.1 Ghz, 512MB DDR2700 CAS 222-5 @ 400mhz, Asus P4PE, Alpha 8942+19db Papst, Radeon9700 @ 360/650, 21" Philips. Propagandaminister i FFHAU.
#13 har vi fået ver.3 til den tid Thomas?
;o)
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Den statistiske sandsynlighed for at en bardehval, som krydser rundt i sydhavet hele sit liv, sluger en vejrballon er 7%!
Stifter af FFHAB
Foreningen For Hatte-Abernes Befrielse
August 1, 2057
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
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Impossibilia nulla est obligatio
#18 tror han kun når beta udgaven ... :D
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"Gaaaab" .... skolepraktik :(
SL-75FRV, XP2100+ @ XP2200+, 1024Mb DDR333, GF4 TI4200 128Mb, 40Gb Maxtor
Det slog mig lige mht min.. Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation... FFS, hvad ER der med mit sexliv?? At kvæle sig selv under selv-ophidselse, eller at sutte den af på sig selv?? Please... *LOL*
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P4 @ 3.1 Ghz, 512MB DDR2700 CAS 222-5 @ 400mhz, Asus P4PE, Alpha 8942+19db Papst, Radeon9700 @ 360/650, 21" Philips. Propagandaminister i FFHAU.
swallow knives? - jamen det gør jeg da hele tiden!!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 21, 2039
at the age of 52 years old.
hmmm.. som om jeg ikke helt tror på det der;)
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At bruge M$ software er ligesom at gå til en luder... Høj pris, lille fornøjelse, og katastrofale følger hvis det bliver opdaget...
#22
Detours Staff Writer Death by auto-erotic asphyxiation is on the rise. Did you know that you can hang yourself sitting in a chair? Relaxing your head and neck over the ridge of a fine Italian leather belt, the blood supply to your brain is cut off, and you black out. Eventually, if nobody is around lift your head, you die. The fine Italian belt pinchs all the important veins. Some people like to do this while masturbating. Without some advanced understanding of special sciences, auto-erotic asphyxiation one ups the “I saw the bright white tunnel of light” orgasm, and actually takes you to the tunnel, with an Italian leather belt hanging from your neck and one free hand. I mention this because people I know in the funeral business periodically update me on new fatal trends, auto-erotic asphyxiation being the latest. What goes on? (To Quote velvety Lou Reed) People are hanging themselves to death while whacking off. Others are screwing invisible peoples over the Internet and bragging about it. Kids are running around dressed like vampires killing their parents. Is God sniffing glue? Ehh, it doesn’t really matter. Welcome to Detours. This semester, Detours will make it a point to thrive on the B-movie zietgiest of this backwards, but entertaining era we’re so lucky to live in. So if we offend you, remember, you have an open invitation to join our staff, and get revenge by offending other people. Come by, call us or e-mail, and bring ideas. Be sure to follow Radio Free Gainesville (with new DJ Paul Ghiotto) and Food Court (with almighty Food Buda, Jason Gillett). Kate’s comic strip will be here weekly and feature stories on Star Wars and pornography are in the works. We’ll also be giving away a lot of concert tickets. Don’t be a stranger. Nobody likes strangers.
*ROFL*
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Den statistiske sandsynlighed for at en bardehval, som krydser rundt i sydhavet hele sit liv, sluger en vejrballon er 7%!
Stifter af FFHAB
Foreningen For Hatte-Abernes Befrielse
February 14, 2057
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (20%)
Alien Abduction (17%)
Homicide (10%)
Loneliness (5%)
hehe hvorfor ikke før...!?
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Thermaltake Xaser III - Soltek FRN2 - L - Amd 1333@1485 - North Q Silent ICE - 512mb PC2100 - Chaintech Geforce 3 Ti 200 230@450 - Seagate barracuda II 80.2 - SBLive 5.1 Player...
January 21, 2044
at the age of 72 years old
sikkert også en go alder at sige farvel i
Cancer (49%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Loneliness (5%)
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P4 NW 3Ghz-C W/HT ASUS P4C800 Deluxe
Hercules 3D Prophet 9700 PRO - WD Raptor 10.000Rpm SATA
4*256 MB Kingston PC3500 HyperX DDR ram
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 27, 2061
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (7%) <-- Hvis jeg fortsætter som jeg har gjort indtil nu i min ferie bliver det min død
Homicide (7%)
Loneliness (6%)
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To be or not to be - thats NOT a question!
September 13, 2055
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (18%) > jep, jeg kan li øl.
Heart Attack (14%) > hmmm.... Jeg kan få et nyt hjerte til den tid i tide :=)
Cancer (14%) > Chancen for af du dør af rygning er ligeså stor som at blive kørt ned.
Alien Abduction (13%) > LOL!
Drowning (10%) > ? jeg kan sgu da flyde!
Homicide (8%) > Hmmm.. ja, når jeg ikke kan gå eller stå så er det sku fint nok.
Auto-Fellatio (5%) > hvad er det?
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miav vov VOV VOV!! MIAAAAAAV!
_________________________________
Hvad slår Ati radeon 9800 i fps?
Svar: Mig selv!
Fellatio er det latinske udtryk for at sutte den af. Cunnilingus er det kvindelige alternativ - altså at slikke fisse :) Auto-Fellatio er så... når man gør det på sig selv... (altså sutter den af.)
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P4 @ 3.1 Ghz, 512MB DDR2700 CAS 222-5 @ 400mhz, Asus P4PE, Alpha 8942+19db Papst, Radeon9700 @ 360/650, 21" Philips. Propagandaminister i FFHAU.
October 29, 2062
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%) - hmm, det lydder da ikke rart!
Heart Attack (28%) - Not nice - but mostly paintless!
Alien Abduction (11%) - Ehhh, intersant!
Auto-Fellatio (7%) - Tror der er at køre galt. Så hvis jeg skal dø må det da gerne være i min Audi A8 som jeg forhåbentlig har når jeg bliver 80! :-)
Homicide (6%) - Måske! :-/
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Billigt er godt, gratis er bedst!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 17, 2003
at the age of 17 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Træls!
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5 midgets, spanking a man, covered i thousand island dressing. Is that part of being in love?
September 30, 2007
at the age of 76 years old. <- LOL :(
Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%
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Running: Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600) Cpu: 1-AMD Thunderbird, 1342MHz, 256KB Mem Usage: 168/512MB (32.81%) Uptime: 3h 35m 35s Gfx: Geforce 2mx400 Connection: Stofanet 1024 / 256
November 26, 2050
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (24%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
damn-it....
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Med Venlig Hilsen
Michael Pagh
ICQ.:35969951.
Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Drowning (11%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
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Don`t Bother to run u`ll only die tired
Genier rydder ikke op, de behersker kaos
Hmm ikke helt godt, men fint nok til mig:
May 3, 2051
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Loneliness (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Jeg håber selv på den med Alien Abduction =)
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"If Today Was Perfect, There Would Be No Need For Tomorrow"
Jeg er et dumt svin og jeg ved det. "If You Can't Take It, FUCK IT"
June 14, 2003
at the age of 17 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
HEHE!
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Jeg er 16
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 18, 2003
at the age of 15 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (15%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 20, 2047
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
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If music be the food of love....
Play on... Shakespeare
Medlem af FFHAB
Foreningen For Hatte-Abernes Befrielse
October 28, 2068
at the age of 81 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (22%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
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Ejer, admin og webmaster:
http://www.clanbreezer.1go.dk[...] August 21, 2048
at the age of 59 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%) Hva' fanden er det? :P
Heart Attack (15%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
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Cpu: P4 2,8Ghz
Ram: 1024Ddr (pc333)
Gfx: Radeon 9700 Pro
Den er rar! :-D
Damn, jeg smutter allerede i 2043 som 68 årig. Jeg ta'r billetten mens jeg er på toppen....ikke noget med 5 år som grønsag, i en hospitalsseng til mig :-)
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Icq: 173115076
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 14, 2036
at the age of 51 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Homicide (5%)
hmmm.... det var ikke sådan jeg havde tænkt det skulle ende, men skidt
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husk spis aldrig, aldrig! gul sne.
#40 så er det nok fordi du har skrevet en forkert alder ikke ?
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husk spis aldrig, aldrig! gul sne.
March 15, 2068
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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Ks. SreL-[21VB] STDEL 1.GRP
Brugt, billig fladskærm søges.. Smid en mail på [email protected] Hehe håber fandme jeg blir abducted!
November 1, 2053
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
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Total yndlings Finn...
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 11, 2061
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (27%
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
/Tolkien..Der har bestilt krans,plads på kirkegården og en præst :p
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"I see no changes all I see is racist faces misplaced hate makes disgrace to races","Cops give a damn about a negro pull the trigger kill a nigga hes a hero" 2pac 1996.And it aint changed.
Westside
October 16, 2071
at the age of 97 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (20%)
Homicide (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Drowning (5%)
Vildt, der er større chance for at jeg dør ved at blive bortført af aliens end ved et hjerteslag...btw jeg bliver fanme en gammel grønsag
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http://www.pvponline.com[...] http://www.little-gamers.com[...]
If they need batteries, why not use cows..Just endles fields of grass, they could call it the mootrix then.. February 6, 2056
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (8%)
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“Anyone can become angry - that is easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - this is not easy.”
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 20, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Suicide (8%)
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2400 MHz P4 NW | 512 MB Samsung PC2700 | GeForce 4 Ti 4200 | Barracuda V 60 GB | Soltek ATX SL-85ERV2 VIA P4X400 Chipset |
July 2, 2068
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (20%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
vyRog -pige
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:)
#7 hel og lykke i morgen ps. hils lige min mormor hehe
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October 9, 2049
at the age of 64 years old
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Drowning (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
LOL.. Nå ja, Lev hverdag som om det var den sidste..!
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Det er menneskeligt at fejle, men idiotisk at blive ved, og husk lige: At tænke før man taler, er som at tørre sig i røven før man skider
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 25, 2064
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
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Day after day, time pass away, and I just can't get you out my mind ...
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 16, 2061
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%) <- Halvdårlige odds, er det ikke?
Heart Attack (19%) <- Kunne være man skulle smide et pund eller 2. Eller lade være :)
Alien Abduction (8%) <- WTF?!¿
Homicide (6%) <- Unlikely, to say the least.
Alcoholism (6%) <- Mon ikke Tirolerband Aalburg får ændret det en smule?
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-Powered by 75% alcohol, 15% stupidity, 6% luck, 3.5% fur and 0.5% Killer Whale.
-Khaine is a fax machine that rotates at high speed, tells you when people are lying and smells a bit funny.
March 24, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (17%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
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June 10, 2055
at the age of 73 years old.
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Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (25%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Loneliness (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
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hehe.. lol : Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?
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Så lær dog for helvede at bruge de nutids-r'er!!
http://www.fiduso.dk[...]
September 21, 2044
at the age of 56 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
ALIEN OBDUCTION.... WTF....
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21 juni 2078 alder 90
cancer 22%
Heart attack 19%
Drowning 12%
Alcholism 10%
Homicide 5%
Alien Abduction 5%
Loneliness 5%
DO*H
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The best way to do it is to try!
Og husk så: Pas på ellers går det galt...
Http://mudcrowd.dk[...] March 20, 2061
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Well...the end.
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[email protected] - ICQ & Mail: Se profil.
AMD XP2100+ | Chaintech Apogee | 512MB PC3000 HyperX | Anextek R9700Pro | ViewSonic 19" | 2048/512 ADSL leveret af TDC.
Join #Watercooling @ Quakenet Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 23, 2036
at the age of 58 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)
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Jeg har ikke tænkt over hvor mange sygdomme der findes, man kan dø af... men jeg regner med at en er nok. - Citat Frank Hvam
JA. jeg mangler en staveplade!!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 13, 2012
at the age of 28 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (10%)
Cancer (10%)
Alcoholism (67%)
Alien Abduction (0%)
Homicide (8%)
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Intel Pentium 4-M 2.0Ghz | 512MB Kingston PC2100 DDR Memory | IBM 40GB 5400rpm UDMA100 | 15.0" Enhanced UXGA UltraSharp | ATi Radeon9000 64MB Mobile | Samsung CDRW/DVD Combo Drive 24x10x24/x8
Grimt.
August 21, 2060
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Drowning (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
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"We Have To Believe In The Power Of Imagination
Because Its All We Have. And Ours Are Stronger Than Theirs"
(^.^),,),,),,)o - http://ShakenNotStirred.dk[...] - Sjovt alle de folk som dør når de er vildt gamle, og så dør af bortførelse af aliens... aliens, hvis de findes ,vil nok næppe tage de gamle... underligt...
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P4 @ 3.1 Ghz, 512MB DDR2700 CAS 222-5 @ 400mhz, Asus P4PE, Alpha 8942+19db Papst, Radeon9700 @ 360/650, 21" Philips. Propagandaminister i FFHAU.
Woohoo jeg kan blive 95 år.
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Always there for you
"listen to Korn?"
Hvad fanden har det at gøre med hvornår man dør?
Anyway, så håber jeg ikke det er noget dårligt, for det sker da ret tit ; p
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Et ryk i pølsen er bedre, end en pølse i ryggen!
To stjerner i træet er bedre, end et træ i stjernen!
Gi' mig min sko tilbage, røv!
Om det passer, ved vi jo så ikke.. Men det giver da i hvertfald nye idéer til spændene eksperimenter ; D " Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second? "
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Et ryk i pølsen er bedre, end en pølse i ryggen!
To stjerner i træet er bedre, end et træ i stjernen!
Gi' mig min sko tilbage, røv!
December 12, 2059
at the age of 72 years old. <DAMN:(
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Drowning (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
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Ældre bærbare computere købes til en god pris. ALT KAN BRUGES!
[email protected] August 12, 2045
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (18%)
Cancer (17%)
Homicide (15%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (5%)
LoL, nogle grineren muligheder :)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (5%)
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DEN ER FANDME LED DEN HER!!! FUCK!!!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
September 3, 2004
at the age of 18 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (56%)
Contagious Disease (15%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 9, 2048
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Third Degree Burns (11%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Hmm Jeg skal ikke regne med at komme på pension
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Fortæl mig dit navn, så skal jeg fortælle dig hvad du hedder..
January 28, 2064
at the age of 81 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (12%)
Drowning (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Cancer (8%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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Gæstebruger, opret dit eget login og få din egen signatur. September 15, 2066 at the age of 83 years old.
Cause: Cancer :-(
Men er sq glad, hvis jeg bliver 83 eller derover, for så har man da haft et langt liv at hygge sig i :-)
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Kom og giv et bud! September 20, 2049
at the age of 64 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (37%)
Cancer (22%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Spurgte ikke om man havde planer om at anskaffe en motorcykel :)
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June 16, 2003
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August 28, 2061
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (22%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Loneliness (5%)
Jeg håber ikke det gør ondt at få hjertestop men det finder jeg nok ud af :'(
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Jeg kan ikke lige komme i tanker om noget at skrive her!!!
December 11, 2044
at the age of 61 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Suicide (5%)
pænt skræmmene når jeg nu var fuldstændig ærlig... havde da håbet på at blive lidt ældre men hvad fanden 61 er vel også okay plus hvis jeg begynder at tage hårde stoffer falder min alder kun med 4 år ;) måske man skulle overveje det ;) ahh må heller lade vær
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June 21, 2088
at the age of 101 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Alien Abduction (24%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (5%)
hehe.. fedt.. tjeck lige alien abduction
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Se min hund:
http://www.friserverplads.dk[...] July 19, 2050
at the age of 70 years old
Cancer (38%)
Alien Abduction (18%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Loneliness (6%)
Drowning (6%)
HiHi det er næsten perfect for mig
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Omega Swiss since 1848
til alle jer der ender med at blive bortført.
kan i ikke lige ridse jeres navn i en væg eller lign., så kan jeg altid tælle for mange artsfælder der har lidt samme skæbne som den der venter mig, når turen kommer til mig ;)
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October 17, 2072
at the age of 84 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Så bliver jeg da pænt gammel
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February 14, 2074
at the age of 87 years old.
Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
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at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (13%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
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