Hehe.. Sjovt nok, så har jeg lige netop modtaget en sådan email.. Jeg har smidt den ind derunder (desværre er den skrevet i caps)...
De må virkelig tro, vi er idioter (Er vi sikkert også!)
BRIAN BUKANDE.
EMAIL ADDRESSES:
[email protected]
DATE: 14/11/03
DEAR SIR,
HOW ARE YOU? AND I HOPE ALL IS WELL?.
YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISE TO RECEIVE THIS MAIL BUT I WILL LIKE YOU TO GO THROUGH IT CAREFULLY BEFORE RESPONDING.
I AM THE CONFIDENTIAL SECRETARY FOR THE INVESTMENT CONTROLLER OF A SWAZILANDS BASED INVESTMENT CORPORATION.YOU HAVE BEEN CONTACTED IN RESPECT OF A CLAIM/DIVIDEND,WHICH MATURED SINCE 2000.THE INVESTOR AFTER COLLECTING THE SAID RETURN OF INVESTMENT FROM OUR FIRM AND DEPOSITED THE CASH WITH A SECURITY COMPANY DIED AFTER ONE WEEK IN A PLANE CRASH, IN OCTOBER 2002.
HOWEVER, WE HAVE TAKEN IT UPON OURSELF TO TRACE THE NEXT OF KIN IF POSSIBLE TO CLAIM THE US$255,600,000.00 (TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE MILLION, SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS ONLY) WHICH IS THE TOTAL SUM PAYABLE TO THE NEXT OF KIN.
I AM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE YOUR LAST NAME AND THAT OF THE INVESTOR IS THE SAME, WHICH HAS MADE US TO SUSPECT THAT YOU MIGHT BE RELATED TO THE INVESTOR. PLEASE RECONFIRM TO US IF YOU HAVE ANY BROTHER OR RELATION WHO HAVE LIVED IN SWAZILAND.
IF IT IS TRUE, WE WILL ARRANGE FOR YOU TO MAKE THIS CLAIM AS SOON AS POSSILBE.BUT IF NOT WE HAVE NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO PROCESS IT WITH YOUR NAME AND COLLECT THE MONEY TO AVOID THE CASH BEING RETURNED TO THE SWAZILANDS GOVERNMENT AS UNTRACABLE/UNCLAIMED DIVIDEND.BUT WE SHOULD NOT WAIT AND SEE SUCH AMOUNT OF MONEY WASTE INTO THE GOVERNMENT POCKET FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST IN CLAMING THIS FUNDS, PLEASE CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THE SWAZILANDS GOVERNMENT TEAMS GETS TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
PLEASE NOTE FOR YOUR WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST IN CLAIMING THIS FUNDS IN YOUR NAME SOME CERTAIN PERCENTAGE WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU AS YOUR SHARE, WHILE SOME PERCENTAGE WILL BE FOR ME AND THE SOME PART OF THE PERCENTAGE WILL BE FOR THE TOTAL EXPENCES THAT BOTH PARTYS WILL SPEND DURING THE TRANSACTION.
BEST REGARDS,
BRIAN BUKANDE.
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