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Aprils fool // Aprilsnar

Af Xenia Onatopp Drixi | 01-04-2013 00:49 | 7635 visninger | 148 svar, hop til seneste
Så er den ramt må man sige :D Jeg må indrømme at jeg var spændt på at se hvad der blev disket op med denne gang ;) Men af en eller anden grund, så kan jeg godt li' farverne :D Glædelig første april folkens - Må jeres narrestreger overgå alle andres!
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James Bond: Well, I must say, I've had a lovely evening. You? Xenia Onatopp: Once again the pleasure was all yours.
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ande8118
James Bond
01-04-2013 00:50

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nogen der har nogle gode ideer? :) mangler seriøst nogle!
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Natalya Simonova: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into? James Bond: Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.
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[KAFK]Frozen
Raoul Silva
01-04-2013 00:52

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Meget mere afdaempet farver.. Keep them! :D
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Drixi
Leonid Pushkin
01-04-2013 00:58

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Gad vide om vi kunne få en rangering af disse "rank" :D Evt. kunne en admin skrive hvad der skal til for at blive "Octopussy" ;) JK :P EDIT: Ens rank er åbenbart ikke fast :D EDIT2: AHH - Signatur er også anderledes! Det er da helt vidunderligt! Det er de små glæder i livet der gør det værd at leve!!! Fantasktisk...
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Leonid Pushkin: Put him on the next plane to Moscow... General Georgi Koskov: Oh, thank you General, thank you so much... Leonid Pushkin: ...in the diplomatic bag.
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|Smash|
Goldfinger
01-04-2013 00:59

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Held
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James Bond: You play a Slazenger 1, don't you? Auric Goldfinger: Yes, why? James Bond: This is a Slazenger 7. James Bond: Here's my Penfold Hearts. You must have played the wrong ball somewhere on the 18th fairway. We are playing strict rules, so I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match.
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Martin
Franz Sanchez
01-04-2013 00:59

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Fede navne, lol
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Franz Sanchez: Señor Bond, you got big cojones. You come here, to my place, without references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of money... but you should know something: nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out.
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SiSkEr
James Bond
01-04-2013 01:00

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haha signaturene er perfekte :)
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M: The Americans are gonna be none too pleased. James Bond: I promised them Le Chiffre and they got him. M: They got his body. James Bond: Well, if they wanted his soul, they should have made a deal with a priest.
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Alexhp4
Felix Leiter
01-04-2013 01:03

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Fedt :D
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Felix Leiter: Hey, observer! You trying to get yourself killed? James Bond: If I don't get you back in time for the wedding, I'm a dead man for sure!
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Drixi
James Bond
01-04-2013 01:03

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#1 Det kommer lidt an på hvad man skal lave, eller hvem man skal være sammen med :) Men ellers er mentos i isterninger aldrig en dårlig idé :D Hvis der altså bliver serveret sodavand.
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James Bond: I think I'll call it a Vesper. Vesper Lynd: Because of the bitter aftertaste? James Bond: No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink.
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Dready
Kamal Khan
01-04-2013 01:05

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Hehe. Håber på James Bond "rank" Edit : :/
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Kamal Khan: Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond.
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Juusuhako
James Bond
01-04-2013 01:05

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Elsker farverne. edit: Nice, ku' ikk' be om en bedre titel.
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Ulikazu
Q
01-04-2013 01:06

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Jeg ville intet have imod hvis siden normalt så sådan her ud. I like it! edit: Jeg er dælme tilfreds med min rank :D
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James Bond: Just taking the Aston out for a spin, Q. Q: Be careful, 007! It's just had a new coat of paint!
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ThomasLV
Tanner
01-04-2013 01:06

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Haha, den er sjov i år også, men sidste år var den også god. Men farverne er faktisk gode :-D
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Tanner: You were supposed to question Gonzales, not let Miss Havelock perforate him! James Bond: I quite agree, sir. Frederick Gray: I'm afraid we have to inform the Prime Minister that Operation Undertow is dead in the water. Why... she'll have our guts for garters!
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qui
Major Anya Amasova
01-04-2013 01:06

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det er fedt lavet :D
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Major Anya Amasova: That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude. James Bond: Nothing more practical than that? Major Anya Amasova: Food is also very important. James Bond: Mm-hmm. What else? Major Anya Amasova: When necessary, shared bodily warmth. James Bond: That's the part I like.
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Fidusen
Solitaire
01-04-2013 01:10

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I dagens anledning kan jeg afsløre at: AMD er så meget bedre end Intel Boom! :)
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Lutzow
Q
01-04-2013 01:12

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Sweet! Farverne er vildt lækre, man kunne håbe på at staff vælger at beholde dem ;-)
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Q: Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it. James Bond: Yeah, why not? Q: Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish! James Bond: Ejector seat? You're joking! Q: I never joke about my work, 007.
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Hightec_dk
Dr. No
01-04-2013 01:12

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Fede farver
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Dr. No: I was curious to see what kind of man you were. I thought there may be even a place for you with SPECTRE. James Bond: I'm flattered. I'd prefer the Revenge department. Of course, my first job would be finding the man who killed Strangways and Quarrel.
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sjesper
Blofeld
01-04-2013 01:13

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Så er alle sgu ens med deres status. Og i ved hvad man siger. Samspilsituationer, involverende individer engageret i diverse uspecificerede rekreative sysler, frembringer almindeligvis de mest hensigtmæssige resultater såfremt participanterne er inbyrdes kompatible. :-)
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Blofeld: Mr Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen! In stainless steel!
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-matrixz-
Honey Ryder
01-04-2013 01:14

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For fedt da :D
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Honey Ryder: I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die. Honey Ryder: Did I do wrong? James Bond: Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it.
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Blizz
Bond
01-04-2013 01:15

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Hold da op...der var jeg da lige ved at få min øl galt i halsen. Farverne minder mig om "Goldfinger".
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Saunders: Saunders. Head of Section "V" Vienna. You're *bloody* late. This is a mission, not a fancy dress ball. James Bond: We have time.
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holst3
Honey Ryder
01-04-2013 01:16

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Lækkert design :)
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Honey Ryder: Have you any idea what they'll do with us? James Bond: No idea. No door handles or windows, either. Honey Ryder: It's a prison, then. James Bond: Mink-lined, with first-class service.
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SUPERBOY
James Bond
01-04-2013 01:16

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LoL
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James Bond: Oh the things I do for England.
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Tharqa
Blofeld
01-04-2013 01:21

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Haha fedt nok :)
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Blofeld: As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours after America and Russia have annihilated each other. We shall see a new power dominating the world.
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Zyperblade
Stromberg
01-04-2013 01:22

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Cool nok :)
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James Bond: An underwater city. Well, everyone needs to have their dreams. Stromberg: No dream, Mr. Sterling. Soon a reality.
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LaZyMann
Draco
01-04-2013 01:32

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Der er pludseligt kommet lidt klasse over hol
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Draco: My apologies for the way you were brought here. I wasn't sure you'd accept a *formal* invitation. James Bond: There's always something formal about the point of a pistol.
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Ros3nlund
M
01-04-2013 01:33

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Nice aprilsnar :D Og jeg er M! Det er da klasse.
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James Bond: A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
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Thomas
Franz Sanchez
01-04-2013 01:34

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Hvad mener i med aprilsnar, hvor jeg kan da ikke se noget :-)
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Franz Sanchez: Señor Bond, you got big cojones. You come here, to my place, without references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of money... but you should know something: nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out.
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requm
Fiona
01-04-2013 01:37

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Ser da meget godt ud Edit: Fiona?! WTF
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Benjiii
James Bond
01-04-2013 01:37

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haha det ser sygt ud :d
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James Bond: Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.
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Christian Juel Nicolajsen
Pam Bouvier
01-04-2013 01:41

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har altid drømt om at have titlen "Pam Bouvier"....
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James Bond: You ever get the feeling that somebody doesn't like you?
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Cris
Helga Brandt
01-04-2013 01:41

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Aprilsnart! Det ser godt ud, godt gået! :)
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Helga Brandt: [Bond is captured by Helga Brandt] I've got you now. James Bond: Well, enjoy yourself.
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Razier
Charles Robinson
01-04-2013 01:42

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nice
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Charles Robinson: Our man's in position on the center camera. It's like a terrorist supermarket. Chinese Long March Scud, Panther AS-565 attack helicopter, a pair of Russian mortars, and the crates look like American rifles. Chilean mines. German explosives. Fun for the whole family.
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Gottmaster
Kimberley Jones
01-04-2013 01:44

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elsker designet
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Kimberley Jones: I thought you'd never get back. James Bond: Well, there was a heck of a crowd on the piste!
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Woopman
Dr. Holly Goodhead
01-04-2013 01:45

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M! Edit: øvv :((
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James Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond. Max Kalba: What of it?
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[L3GO]Psycho Viking
May Day
01-04-2013 01:47

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Det er virkelig nice med signaturen. Farven er ok, gør teksten mindre læselig men ikke noget jeg håber vil blive fast.
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May Day: Get Zorin for me!
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Unex
Xenia Onatopp
01-04-2013 01:47

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James Bond: Well, I must say, I've had a lovely evening. You? Xenia Onatopp: Once again the pleasure was all yours.
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Blizz
Bond
01-04-2013 01:48

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Ja, det fungerer faktisk udemærket. Min skærm elsker den sorte baggrund. 25% mindre strømforbrug. Behold endelig dette tema. Det er da egentlig også på tide, at hol.dk endelig bekender kulør. Nu har jeg på vegne af KGB holdt øje med dette forum i over 12 år, og endelig bliver jeg bekræftet i mine antagelser. Alle disse indlæg omkring James Bond fra BOFH igennem årene. Diverse opsnappede tråde: "Jeg søger ligesindende entusiastiske JB fans, som deler min passion omkring mig selv (jeg er James Bond)." Jeg har lige købt en Aston Martin DB9, for de penge jeg har tjent på hol.dk ;-) "Min kone hed Noget andet, nu hedder hun Miss Moneypenny". Alt dette var kun indicier, men dette nye tema er absolut sømmet i kisten. Godt nok så faldt muren osv. i 1989, men det var bare en afledningsmanøvre....vi ved hvor du bor, og du kan tro vi kommer efter dig.
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Rosie Carver: There's a... James Bond: Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose.
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Slettet bruger 4
Hugo Drax
01-04-2013 01:51

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HOL skuffer aldrig! Fik mig da til at trække på smilebåndene ^^
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Hugo Drax: At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery. Poor, desolate Mr. Bond. James Bond: Heartbroken Mr. Drax!
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Ninja_nørd
James Bond
01-04-2013 01:58

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Lækker farver :3
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James Bond: Thank you very much. I was just out walking my RAT and seem to have lost my way...
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oliverslott
Felix Leiter
01-04-2013 02:01

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Elsker sort. :D
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Liindberg
Jinx
01-04-2013 02:15

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Behold de nye farver til en afveksling :)
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James Bond: What are you, CIA? Jinx: NSA. Hello, we're on the same side. James Bond: Doesn't mean we're after the same thing. Jinx: Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and our little friend with the expensive acne.
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QuadZ
Pussy Galore
01-04-2013 02:18

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Hehe, havde ikke forventet det her ;) Kan godt lide det 'nye logo'.
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Pussy Galore: What happened? Where's Goldfinger? James Bond: Playing his golden harp.
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Hejmeddig4ever
Blofeld
01-04-2013 02:28

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Tillykke fødslesdagen HOL! Faktisk ret så fede farver! Men i har jo totalt stjålet det hele fra funkybananaclub.dk !
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Blofeld: Kill Bond! Now!
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Krogsa
Frederick Gray
01-04-2013 02:33

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må lige se min egen
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James Bond: Now, if we could identify that 'someone'... Tanner: Why don't you try the identigraph? Frederick Gray: Mmm! James Bond: Yes, sir. Tanner: Well get cracking, 007! Frederick Gray: Mmm! James Bond: [Bewildered] Minister...
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Inside
Fiona
01-04-2013 02:43

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Det er sku cool lavet hol ;)
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Fiona: Some men just don't like to be driven. Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.
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xMichaelC
Blofeld
01-04-2013 02:45

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damnnnn
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Blofeld: I trust you had a pleasant "fright"!
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syvelyn
Shady Tree
01-04-2013 02:47

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Det flot klaus...
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Shady Tree: You dirty double-crossing limey fink! Those goddamn diamonds are phonies!
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csbc
Major Anya Amasova
01-04-2013 02:49

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Hvor er det fedt ;D
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Major Anya Amasova: What happened to Kalba? James Bond: He was cut off - permanently.
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Zgamer
Brad Whitaker
01-04-2013 02:53

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Det er sgu for fedt :P
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James Bond: Pickett's charge was up Cemetary Ridge, not Little Round Top. Brad Whitaker: I'm reenacting the battle as I would have fought it. Meade was tenacious, but he was cautious. He missed his chances to crush Lee at Gettsyburg.
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Reas
M
01-04-2013 02:56

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Haha, troede først det var en reklame :D
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M: Though much is taken, much abides, and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are... One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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kolao22
Q
01-04-2013 03:22

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haha, hvor fedt :)
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Q: Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.
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ToFFo
May Day
01-04-2013 03:24

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Behold det her layout!
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May Day: Get Zorin for me!
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DHolst
James Bond
01-04-2013 03:25

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Håber på James Bond! EDIT: SYGT
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Jack Wade: You know that, officially, Uncle Sam is completely neutral in this turkey shoot. James Bond: And unofficially? Jack Wade: We have no interest in seeing World War III - unless we start it.
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Randomswag
Goldfinger
01-04-2013 03:40

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De her farver er for fede!
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Auric Goldfinger: Forgive me, Mr. Bond, but, uh... I must arrange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo. James Bond: As you said, he had a pressing engagement.
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United
Stromberg
01-04-2013 07:28

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Godt fundet på :)
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Stromberg: I've been expecting you.
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Therunner
Q
01-04-2013 07:30

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Good one :D
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James Bond: Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet. Q: Oh, and missed you, did they? What a pity!
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Slettetbruger5612
Leonid Pushkin
01-04-2013 07:55

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God en i år, stemmer for et iron man tema næste år :) Og så tillykke med fødselsdagen forresten :)
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Kayden Phoenix
Draco
01-04-2013 08:23

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attack of the 50 ft. woman tema næste år ;)
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Draco: My apologies for the way you were brought here. I wasn't sure you'd accept a *formal* invitation. James Bond: There's always something formal about the point of a pistol.
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PiqueMacho
James Bond
01-04-2013 08:25

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Fine farver, men lidt svært at læse tekst Edit: Sweet Mr. 007 himself
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James Bond: I think I'll call it a Vesper. Vesper Lynd: Because of the bitter aftertaste? James Bond: No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink.
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SteffE
Felix Leiter
01-04-2013 08:28

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fedt!
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Felix Leiter: You Limeys can be pretty touchy about trespassing.
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Ladefoged.
Blofeld
01-04-2013 08:44

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Tillykke med fødselsdagen. I taastrup står et skilt om at der vil blive foretaget en olie boring ved kulturcentretentret mandag klokken 12. Det har vist stået der en uge, så tænkte wtf indtil min far prøvede på at overbevise mig igår, så lugtede jeg alligevel lunten. (gik lidt ud fra at olieboring ellers var slang for at drikke noget nordsøolie i den lokale snapseglas eller noget i den stil)
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Emilio Largo: Of course. Vargas does not drink... does not smoke... does not make love. What do you do, Vargas?
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damp barn
M
01-04-2013 08:50

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Stort tillykke med dagen frøken Hol.dk :)
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M: Gentlemen, this may only be an exercise so far as the Ministry of Defence is concerned. But for me, it is a matter of pride that the 00 section has been chosen for this test. Your objective is to penetrate the radar installations of Gibralter. Now, the SAS has been placed on full alert to intercept you, but I know you won't let me down. Good luck, men.
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JD-79
Fiona
01-04-2013 08:53

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Bliver nødt til at poste et eller andet så jeg kan se min "nye" status... :-) Edit: for helvede da også - det lyder som en fra Shrek! :P
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Galahat
Largo
01-04-2013 08:53

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:D 24/007 HW portal, hahaha
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Emilio Largo: Like your friend you've been a little too clever, and now you are caught!
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CRJ84
Dr. No
01-04-2013 08:55

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HAHA! Sjovt :D
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Dr. No: I was curious to see what kind of man you were. I thought there may be even a place for you with SPECTRE. James Bond: I'm flattered. I'd prefer the Revenge department. Of course, my first job would be finding the man who killed Strangways and Quarrel.
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MathiasLiv
Leonid Pushkin
01-04-2013 09:24

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Alt for fedt :D
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Leonid Pushkin: Put him on the next plane to Moscow... General Georgi Koskov: Oh, thank you General, thank you so much... Leonid Pushkin: ...in the diplomatic bag.
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Erikstorm
Honey Ryder
01-04-2013 09:25

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HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! er flad af grin, det her holder jo ;)
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Honey Ryder: I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die. Honey Ryder: Did I do wrong? James Bond: Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it.
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Stendrup
Q
01-04-2013 09:25

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Man kan jo også gøre som min kone her til morgen, "Skat jeg er gravid" ARGGGGGGG så var jeg vågen :o))
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Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: My God, what's Bond doing? Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.
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theGAMER123
Pam Bouvier
01-04-2013 09:26

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Håber jeg er James Bond! EDIT: :/ Oh well... meget nice design :)
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James Bond: Moneypenny - Fairbanks. Moneypenny: Alaska. James Bond: No, Bill Fairbanks. 002. Moneypenny: Oh, poor Bill. I miss him. James Bond: Yes, well the man with the golden gun didn't.
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MOA
Dr. Christmas Jones
01-04-2013 09:31

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Helle Thorning Schmidt
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Dr. Christmas Jones: You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?
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Fatter
M
01-04-2013 09:42

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Jamen da, har 007 fået egen hjemmeside ? Tillykke til HOL med fødselsdagen :)
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M: Moneypenny, where's 007? Moneypenny: He's on a mission sir. In Austria. M: Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately.
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TaZz0R
Goldfinger
01-04-2013 09:45

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Hahahahaha rigtig fedt lavet det her :)
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Auric Goldfinger: Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime!
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brugernavnet
James Bond
01-04-2013 10:02

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Kan man gemme designet til viderebrug? Hilsen james bond
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James Bond: Take a giant step back for mankind.
#73
Colaplus
James Bond
01-04-2013 10:22

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Haha fedt lavet alligevel :-)
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James Bond: There's a saying in England: Where there's smoke, there's fire.
#74
kehan
Sheriff J.W. Pepper
01-04-2013 10:22

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nice one!
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Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Now you listen to me, trooper boy! We got a swamp full of Black Russians drivin' boats to beat the band down here.
#75
Martin_DJ
Slumber Inc. Attendant
01-04-2013 10:31

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Det er sgu meget sjovt.
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Slumber Inc. Attendant: The stiff, ehm, the deceased back there... Your brother, Mr. Franks? James Bond: Yes, it was. Slumber Inc. Attendant: I got a brudder. James Bond: Small world.
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Tyren9
Goldfinger
01-04-2013 10:33

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Gennemført alligevel!
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Auric Goldfinger: Forgive me, Mr. Bond, but, uh... I must arrange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo. James Bond: As you said, he had a pressing engagement.
#77
witti
Franz Sanchez
01-04-2013 10:34

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Sjovt lavet :-)
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Perez: What about the money, patron? Franz Sanchez: Launder it.
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Pearsondk
Le Chiffre
01-04-2013 10:34

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Fedt fundet på.
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Le Chiffre: Wow. You've taken good care of your body. Such... a waste.
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Madskunde
James Bond
01-04-2013 10:36

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Tillykke, det er super fedt lavet!
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James Bond: There's a fly in his soup!
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SezteC
Dr. Holly Goodhead
01-04-2013 10:37

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Fede farver
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Dr. Holly Goodhead: James? James Bond: I think it may be time to go home. Dr. Holly Goodhead: Take me 'round the world one more time. James Bond: Why not?
#81
Wildmax
Goldfinger
01-04-2013 10:38

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:D
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Auric Goldfinger: Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime!
#82
jespervog
Max Kalba
01-04-2013 10:39

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Det her burde blive det nye hol :D
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James Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond. Max Kalba: What of it?
#83
Martin_Nohr
James Bond
01-04-2013 10:39

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Det er så epic det her!
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James Bond: Miss Kennedy would you get me a medium-dry Vodka Martini... Pam Bouvier: Why don't you ask... James Bond: Shaken, not stirred.
#84
skiilz
Rosie Carver
01-04-2013 10:40

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Godt arbejde!
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Rosie Carver: There's a... James Bond: Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose.
#85
MJPrivat
Goldfinger
01-04-2013 10:42

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Haha GOD Aprilsnar
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James Bond: You know Operation Grand Slam simply won't work. And incidentally Delta-9 nerve gas is fatal. Auric Goldfinger: You are unusually well informed, Mr Bond.
#86
damp barn
Blofeld
01-04-2013 10:52

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Kunne godt vænne mig til den her farve :)
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Ernst Stavro Blofeld: I've taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice.
#87
Asger
Mr. Big
01-04-2013 11:00

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Melder mig også i koret af folk, der vil beholde det her look =)
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Mr. Big: Is THIS the stupid mother who tailed you uptown? James Bond: There seems to be some mistake. My name is... Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honkey out and WASTE HIM! NOW!
#88
Twistedaim
Scarpine
01-04-2013 11:01

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Det burde næsten være muligt at skifte til det her design, dog kunne jeg bedre lide Funky banana club aprilsnaren xD
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Scarpine: He's the outstanding horse of the sales. We expect him to fetch over three million dollars! James Bond: Oh, sounds quite reasonable!
#89
Calizor
Mei-Lei
01-04-2013 11:09

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Enig med alle de andre. Jeg synes bestemt også de her farver er gode til hjemmesiden ;)
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Mei-Lei: Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond? James Bond: Uh, just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred.
#90
Quasimodo
Max Zorin
01-04-2013 11:15

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Skal også lige se min signatur.
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Max Zorin: This will hurt him more than me.
#91
minoo
Solitaire
01-04-2013 11:19

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Cool layout
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Solitaire: Well that wasn't very funny.
#92
Dcore88
James Bond
01-04-2013 11:38

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fedt look synes bestemt disse farver skal forblive, og nu vi er ved hol.dk stort tillykke med dagen
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James Bond: When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures.
#93
Kaasje
James Bond
01-04-2013 11:42

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The name is Bond. James Bond.
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Blofeld: As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours after America and Russia have annihilated each other. We shall see a new power dominating the world.
#94
En NeO
Goldfinger
01-04-2013 11:43

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Og tillykke med dagen hol.dk :)
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James Bond: You play a Slazenger 1, don't you? Auric Goldfinger: Yes, why? James Bond: This is a Slazenger 7. James Bond: Here's my Penfold Hearts. You must have played the wrong ball somewhere on the 18th fairway. We are playing strict rules, so I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match.
#95
iNztain
Pola Ivanova
01-04-2013 11:44

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Altid sjovt at være hovedpersonen, ikke?
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Pola Ivanova: Long time no see, James...! Pola Ivanova: ... Oh, you haven't changed a bit! James Bond: Well, YOU have. You're even LOVELIER.
#96
iNztain
James Bond
01-04-2013 11:44

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Haha, det skifter hver gang man poster.
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James Bond: I can assure you, my intentions are strictly honorable.
#97
Rune.abj
James Bond
01-04-2013 12:12

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Skal bare lige se min rank. Fedt Bond tema. Ha! Cool. :-)
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Francisco Scaramanga: A duel between titans... my golden gun against your Walther PPK. James Bond: One bullet against my six? Francisco Scaramanga: I only need one, Mr. Bond.
#98
*THILE*
James Bond
01-04-2013 12:18

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Synes I skulle beholde dette måneden ud :)
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James Bond: I had a few optional extras installed.
#99
hvilkenPC
Stromberg
01-04-2013 12:19

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Samme som #97 lol
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Stromberg: I've been expecting you.
#100
Rigbolt
Goldfinger
01-04-2013 12:35

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Jeg kunne sagtens vende mig til disse farver! :)
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Auric Goldfinger: Ah, welcome to AuricStud, Mr. Bond. Auric Goldfinger: Beautiful animal, isn't she? James Bond: Certainly better bred than the owner.
#101
SezteC
James Bond
01-04-2013 12:36

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Heey der er kun en plads til at være bond! - Jeg er den ægte vare!
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Major Anya Amasova: Where is Fekkesh? James Bond: With the pharaohs.
#102
Kubert
James Bond
01-04-2013 12:43

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ja man har jo snart oplevet det meste her inde :) #101 , nej det er mig i følge min signatur.. pis os, den ændrede sig efter jeg rettede text.. - jeg er den falske :/
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Miss Moneypenny: That girl must be very talented. James Bond: Believe me, my interest in her is purely professional.
#103
ClausBH
Max Zorin
01-04-2013 13:04

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Ja det er venlige farver for miljøet. sort i stedet for alt det hvide der skal mere power til.
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Max Zorin: For centuries alchemists tried to make gold from base metals. Today, we make microchips from sillicon, which is common sand, but far better than gold. Now, for several years, we had a profitable partnership, you as manufacturers, while I acquired and passed on to you industrial information that made you competitive, succesful. We are now on the unique position to form an international cartel to control not only production, but distribution of these microchips. There is one obstacle - Sillicon Valley in San Francisco.
#104
Slotved
Kamran Shah
01-04-2013 13:13

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Sygt nok
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Kamran Shah: Russkie. Has Colonel Feydor considered my appeal? Jailer: Yes. Good news. You won't be hung in the morning. You will be SHOT! Kamran Shah: It's all a mistake. I stole NOTHING! Jailer: You can tell Allah. When you see him.
#105
xX-Chocolate-Xx
Dr. No
01-04-2013 13:17

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Modtog randomly den her mail fra Razer! Haha, epic! http://peecee.dk[...]
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President Hector Lopez: There has been a mistake with my cheque. Look at it! It's *half* the usual amount. Franz Sanchez: You were very quiet when I was arrested. Remember, you're only president... for life.
#106
ZazzY
Max Kalba
01-04-2013 13:27

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Vilde nok farver alligevel :D
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James Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond. Max Kalba: What of it?
#107
Drixi
Saida
01-04-2013 13:28

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Fedt med alle de jokes der kommer :D Det er "næsten" lige så godt som pranks :P Andre der har oplevet fede ting og sager?
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Saida: Ah! I've lost my charm! James Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
#108
Drixi
Max Zorin
01-04-2013 13:44

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http://www.youtube.com[...] En af mine favoritter so far ;D
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Max Zorin: More. More power. More. Do it!
#109
Toft123
Le Chiffre
01-04-2013 13:54

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Lækkert udseende! Den sorte baggrund fungerer godt sammen med reklamen for baconpostej fra Bilka :)
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Le Chiffre: Wow. You've taken good care of your body. Such... a waste.
#110
VoodooD
Le Chiffre
01-04-2013 13:55

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shaken not stirred
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Le Chiffre: You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing... to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure. Le Chiffre: And of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge... that if you do not yield soon enough... there will be little left to identify you as a man. Le Chiffre: The only question remains: will you yield, in time?
#111
Sahs
Pam Bouvier
01-04-2013 13:56

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kan faktisk godt lide de her farver meget mere afslappende at kigge på :)
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Pam Bouvier: Out of Gas. I haven't heard that one in a long time. James Bond: Well, they must have hit the fuel line.
#112
CallerBaller
Kamal Khan
01-04-2013 14:00

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Helt enig, dejligt med den mørke baggrund også! Mere af det tak ;)
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Kamal Khan: You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving. James Bond: You know what they say about the fittest.
#113
kabsdk
Tanaka
01-04-2013 14:15

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Da nogle mods fik ondt i røven over at jeg oprettede en tråd udelukkende til diskussion af designet, må jeg jo skrive det samme her. Er i for eller imod det nye design? Skriv gerne en begrundelse Personligt synes jeg det er ret fedt. Fedt med de små citater i signatur og fedt med de nye ranks. Men designmæssigt synes jeg godt om det. Det er gode kontraster og er meget nemt at se. Edit: Der kan i se et eksempel på magtmisbrug fra mods. Flere Aprilsnars tråde omkring nøgenbilleder af Emma Watson, eller en Ps3 der gives væk, forbliver ulåste, mens en helt reel og brugbar tråd omkring designet låses
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Felix Leiter: Just what the hell are you trying to do, 007? Start World War III? James Bond: Felix Leiter. Now what's the CIA doing here? Felix Leiter: Nice work girls. Linda: No hard feelings? James Bond: Just as long as the party's still on.
#114
afm|
Scaramanga
01-04-2013 14:17

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Let me se..
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Francisco Scaramanga: A duel between titans... my golden gun against your Walther PPK. James Bond: One bullet against my six? Francisco Scaramanga: I only need one, Mr. Bond.
#115
Aggie
Nick-nack
01-04-2013 14:21

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os mig! :D
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Nick-nack: I may be small but I never forget!
#116
Jakob2803
James Bond
01-04-2013 14:23

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Nice! :D
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James Bond: Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.
#117
Emil_Olesen
James Bond
01-04-2013 14:25

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Jeg nyder personligt også de nye farver, som der også er blevet sagt en pen slat gange:P
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James Bond: There's a saying in England: Where there's smoke, there's fire.
#118
J. Dalager
James Bond
01-04-2013 14:35

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Behold farverne, det ville være godt.
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James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you. Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so? James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
#119
kabsdk
Largo
01-04-2013 14:36

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Jeg synes designet skal blive
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Emilio Largo: Of course. Vargas does not drink... does not smoke... does not make love. What do you do, Vargas?
#120
Phoenixtt
Dr. Holly Goodhead
01-04-2013 14:41

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Ikke værst. :-) EDIT: Darn it. Ingen James Bond til mig. :-(
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Sévérine: One can never be too careful when handsome man in tuxedos carry Walthers.
#121
Trarr
Blofeld
01-04-2013 14:57

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Fedt lavet! :)
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Blofeld: Good evening, Mr Bond. James Bond: Blofeld? Blofeld Double: Good evening, 007. Blofeld: Double jeopardy, Mr Bond.
#122
mbj02
Tatiana
01-04-2013 14:57

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Det fedt :)
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Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England? James Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.
#123
Squnkz
Raoul Silva
01-04-2013 15:16

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Haha
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Raoul Silva: They kept me for five months in a room with no air. They tortured me, and I protected your secrets. I protected you. But they made me suffer. And suffer. And suffer. Until I realized, it was you who betrayed me. You betrayed me. So, I had only one thing left. My cyanide capsule in my back left molar. You remember, right? So, I broke the tooth and bit into the capsule. It... burned all my insides, but I didn't die. Life clung to me like a disease. And then I understood why I had survived. I needed to look in your eyes one last time.
#124
BusinessMan
Brad Whitaker
01-04-2013 15:20

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De nye farver er faktisk dejlige for øjnene!
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Brad Whitaker: How do you like my personal pantheon of great commanders? Leonid Pushkin: Butchers. Brad Whitaker: Surgeons. They cut away society's dead flesh.
#125
bo-l
Q
01-04-2013 15:30

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Det er nu meget pænt :)
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James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look. Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.
#126
Kenned-1988
Magda
01-04-2013 16:11

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Det er fedt...
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Magda: I need refilling.
#127
Jintao
James Bond
01-04-2013 16:47

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sjovt spas
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James Bond: Bond, James Bond
#128
Mads_25
Scaramanga
01-04-2013 16:59

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det er ok
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Francisco Scaramanga: A duel between titans... my golden gun against your Walther PPK. James Bond: One bullet against my six? Francisco Scaramanga: I only need one, Mr. Bond.
#129
L.T. Hansen
Q
01-04-2013 17:11

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Pisse fed april snar !!! og tillykke :)
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James Bond: Pam, this is Q, my "uncle". Uncle, this is "Miss Kennedy," my "cousin." Q: Ah! We must be related.
#130
Saiyajin
James Bond
01-04-2013 17:20

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Og jeg er? Edit: Godt, hvor er den lækre sild? :D
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James Bond: Mmm, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
#131
Mamba
M
01-04-2013 17:21

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Fede farver må jeg sige!
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M: Moneypenny, where's 007? Moneypenny: He's on a mission sir. In Austria. M: Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately.
#132
crucial-kid
James Bond
01-04-2013 17:49

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Tillykke HOL :)
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James Bond: There's a fly in his soup!
#133
mikkel5250
Helga Brandt
01-04-2013 18:42

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Meget fede ferver og særdeles fede navne!
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Helga Brandt: [Bond is captured by Helga Brandt] I've got you now. James Bond: Well, enjoy yourself.
#134
sebastian192
James Bond
01-04-2013 19:00

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Nice. Skal lige se hvem jeg er :P
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James Bond: I admire your courage, Miss...? Sylvia Trench: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...? James Bond: Bond. James Bond.
#135
Lisa B.
James Bond
01-04-2013 19:03

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Var lige ved at falde i - tjek rollelisten :-) haha http://www.blogonline.dk[...]
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James Bond: All right, keep your hair on!
#136
Scratch
Irma Bunt
01-04-2013 19:13

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HOL du ka bare :)
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Irma Bunt: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary? James Bond: Just a slight stiffness coming on... in the shoulder.
#137
Yoda626
Pam Bouvier
01-04-2013 19:40

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who am I
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James Bond: Why don't you wait until you're asked? Pam Bouvier: Why don't you ask me?
#138
Martin
Blofeld
01-04-2013 19:42

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Ny Intél Goodwell-Bridge med i8-4820K cpu 'socket 2013' rygte: http://en.wikipedia.org[...] Og tilykke med dagen :-)
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Blofeld: Right idea, Mr. Bond... James Bond: ...But wrong pussy.
#139
ZooKeeper
Sheikh Hoseim
01-04-2013 19:51

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Disse farver skulle da blive for altid..
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Sheikh Hoseim: What can I offer you? Sheep's eyes? Dates? Vodka martini?
#140
martinandersen12
Franz Sanchez
01-04-2013 19:56

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#139 Helt enig! Meget afdæmpet, SKØNT!
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Franz Sanchez: When it gets up to your ankles, you're going to beg to tell me everything. When it gets up to your knees, you'll kiss my ass to kill you.
#141
Kruse
Leonid Pushkin
01-04-2013 19:57

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Test
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Leonid Pushkin: Put him on the next plane to Moscow... General Georgi Koskov: Oh, thank you General, thank you so much... Leonid Pushkin: ...in the diplomatic bag.
#142
Lim0ff
General Georgi Koskov
01-04-2013 20:57

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Haha :P
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General Georgi Koskov: The sniper was a woman. James Bond: I noticed. General Georgi Koskov: Some of the best KGB shots are women. James Bond: Um-hum. General Georgi Koskov: Did you... James Bond: I'd rather not talk about it. General Georgi Koskov: Oh, no. Of course not.
#143
a.schmidt
Dr. No
01-04-2013 21:19

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Hehe
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Dr. No: I was curious to see what kind of man you were. I thought there may be even a place for you with SPECTRE. James Bond: I'm flattered. I'd prefer the Revenge department. Of course, my first job would be finding the man who killed Strangways and Quarrel.
#144
Chucara
Mei-Lei
01-04-2013 22:00

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JEg kan også klart bedre lide det nye design - behold det!
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Mei-Lei: Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond? James Bond: Uh, just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred.
#145
Lehani
Max Zorin
01-04-2013 22:46

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blær :P
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James Bond: I take it you ride. Max Zorin: I'm happiest in the saddle. James Bond: A fellow sportsman. So, what about fishing? Fly-casting? Max Zorin: I'm neglecting my other guests. Enjoy yourself, you'll find the young ladies stimulating company.
#146
Thomask
Goldfinger
01-04-2013 23:59

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Love it!
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James Bond: You know Operation Grand Slam simply won't work. And incidentally Delta-9 nerve gas is fatal. Auric Goldfinger: You are unusually well informed, Mr Bond.
#147
Kolinger4life
Slumber Inc. Attendant
02-04-2013 00:15

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Det er dejligt afslappende når man sidder med 42" foran sig :D
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James Bond: Exceptionally fine shot. Slumber Inc. Attendant: I didn't know there was a pool down there.
#148
Zeanix
Dr. Holly Goodhead
02-04-2013 00:30

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synes det er fede farver :P
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Dr. Holly Goodhead: James? James Bond: I think it may be time to go home. Dr. Holly Goodhead: Take me 'round the world one more time. James Bond: Why not?

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